We originally had no plans for St. Patrick's day, and since it was Dan's first day back from vacation we decided to go to lunch. His only requirement: Irish beer. So we went to Opal Divine's Marina, and they had a pipe band playing. It was pretty fun. I realized when I saw the pipe band that I should have worn my Utilikilt, so I went home, changed, and wore it for the rest of the day.I called Shaunna while we were there, and we decided to try to go back after work to hang out. I called/talked to like 15 people and invited them. After work we headed up there and they were completely full. No parking, a huge group of people waiting to be seated, so we called a few people, and no one was going to come out. So we bailed and went to IHOP for dinner instead. Why IHOP? One word, Who-Cakes.

In honor of the Horton Hears a Who movie, IHOP has some new menu items. I ordered the mayor's meal with Who-Cakes. Shaunna ordered the Beezelnut Splash. Check out me contemplating the Who-Cakes.
Yes those are green eggs and ham. Sam I am not. The Who-Cakes are covered in pink and blue syrups (Who-Juice?), with a bubblegum flavored lollypop stuck in the middle of the stack for, I don't know, support maybe? Also, check out the size of that ham steak. Mmm, salty.
Yes those are green eggs and ham. Sam I am not. The Who-Cakes are covered in pink and blue syrups (Who-Juice?), with a bubblegum flavored lollypop stuck in the middle of the stack for, I don't know, support maybe? Also, check out the size of that ham steak. Mmm, salty.

The waiter thought it was hilarious. I came in in my kilt, and ordered the only menu item covered in pink sauce. Now that's manly.
Is it as good as it looks? You'll have to try it for yourself. It took a really long time to come, I can only assume it's because of all the Whos they had to round up and juice in order to make the syrup.
Is it as good as it looks? You'll have to try it for yourself. It took a really long time to come, I can only assume it's because of all the Whos they had to round up and juice in order to make the syrup.

Yes, I'm holding the top Who-cake, the one completely covered in Who-Juice. It's hard to see in these pictures, but the Who-cakes are also sprinkled with little miniature candy-shell covered chocolate chips. I think these might have been Who-houses.
Am I going to eat it, will it fit in my mouth, will it fit in one bite, will I Who-it back up?
Am I going to eat it, will it fit in my mouth, will it fit in one bite, will I Who-it back up?

Here goes.....hey does anyone else notice that line running down the side of my face from about my glasses to the corner of my mouth? What the hell is that? I gotta start moisturizing or something. Sorry, on with the saga of the Who-cakes.
It's in there, but will it stay? And how does it taste? From the look on my face, even I can't tell! It actually wasn't bad, but the chocolate chips were kind of bitter, and were not mixing well with the syrup. Excuse me, the Who-houses were interfering with the Who-juice. I keep breaking the imagery.They are really sweet, so unless you have a sweet tooth, or have a child you want to sugar up, you should avoid them.
Shaunna asked to see the aftermath, not pretty. It was about this point that I wondered what all of this Who-food was going to do to me. Afterall, I'd never eaten Who before, and whenever my vegan friends eat something with meat thay get ill. I wondered if I would have a similiar reaction to Whos. Only time will tell if this all ends in tears and Who-poo.


